Even Gator fans will want to puke…

Florida linebacker Dustin Doe was charged with fighting in public earlier this week regarding his involvement in a royal rumble in a downtown Gainesville parking garage. Days later, Florida offensive lineman Ronnie Wilson was arrested for firing a semiautomatic rifle in the air during a dispute with another man after a nightclub altercation.

Hear those crickets chirping? Gator fans are tongue-tied after so smugly calling Miami “Thug U” for years, yet their rap sheet reads like “War & Peace”.

I wonder if these latest Florida thugs got into some beef with opposing fans making fun of this ridiculously stupid and embarrassing clip posted on YouTube this week. A lame-ass musical parody with some cheeseball, drama club ‘Turd fans skipping around campus, wailing like Sanjaya and attempting to show their cute little ‘swagger’. Nice.

Even my diehard Florida acquaintances are shell shocked after watching this pure crap. Best to check out on an empty stomach than lose your lunch on your monitor.

Slightly different from a semi-recent Canes campaign put out by The U’s marketing department, no?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Miami had a its most down season since the 70s, but it’s still 5 to 2 in football titles and the Canes are allowed a down year. Funny how quickly Florida faithful forget their three five-loss seasons this decade after that second title in school’s history.

I think I’d rather go 7-6 from now until the end of time and have a little bounce in our step than back into a title, act like we’ve never been there before and prance around with the glee club like a bunch of Grease rejects.

… and Gators wonder why Canes and Noles alike hate them.

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