Even Gator fans will want to puke…

Florida linebacker Dustin Doe was charged with fighting in public earlier this week regarding his involvement in a royal rumble in a downtown Gainesville parking garage. Days later, Florida offensive lineman Ronnie Wilson was arrested for firing a semiautomatic rifle in the air during a dispute with another man after a nightclub altercation.

Hear those crickets chirping? Gator fans are tongue-tied after so smugly calling Miami “Thug U” for years, yet their rap sheet reads like “War & Peace”.

I wonder if these latest Florida thugs got into some beef with opposing fans making fun of this ridiculously stupid and embarrassing clip posted on YouTube this week. A lame-ass musical parody with some cheeseball, drama club ‘Turd fans skipping around campus, wailing like Sanjaya and attempting to show their cute little ‘swagger’. Nice.

Even my diehard Florida acquaintances are shell shocked after watching this pure crap. Best to check out on an empty stomach than lose your lunch on your monitor.

Slightly different from a semi-recent Canes campaign put out by The U’s marketing department, no?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Miami had a its most down season since the 70s, but it’s still 5 to 2 in football titles and the Canes are allowed a down year. Funny how quickly Florida faithful forget their three five-loss seasons this decade after that second title in school’s history.

I think I’d rather go 7-6 from now until the end of time and have a little bounce in our step than back into a title, act like we’ve never been there before and prance around with the glee club like a bunch of Grease rejects.

… and Gators wonder why Canes and Noles alike hate them.

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7 thoughts on “Even Gator fans will want to puke…

  1. Wow. That was probably the dumbest thing I have ever seen. It kinda makes you feel good though, watching Gator fans make jackass’s out of themselves. Our ad is definitely way better. Go canes!

  2. Wow. I’m speechless. That video puts the GAY back in Gator. I hate those arrogant assholes. F them. They got their stupid second little title. They need to win three more before we get #6 and then MAYBE they can carry our jock. Still, the better also beat us six straight. Not since ’85, bitches!!!!

  3. This thing looks like an old-time Mouseketeers skit. Lame doesn’t even begin to describe this thing! The guy who has the lead in this little “production” makes Elton John, Liberace and Michael Jackson look like Lawrence Taylor!

  4. So f’n lame. I am going to send that to every loudmouthed, idiot Gator I know. I’ve had to listen to their crap all through out 2007. Time to end all that with one quick YouTube forward. I can’t think of one Florida fan who would brag about this — except for the toolbags who “starred” it it. That clip is the ghey.

  5. I see your $120,000 UM education has prepared you well for the real world. It’s spelled “ridiculous”, by the way…
    You guys whine about how good you used to be more than Georgia fans. Congrats.

  6. Shoot me. A word was missed by spell check. That’s the best you can do, smug Gator? Bag on the misspelling of a word? I guess that’s all there is to say. Not like there’s anyway you can defend this lame-ass video. Get lost.

    FYI – I’m a UF grad, so what does that say for the $120,000 education comment?

    Side note… Georgia won its last title in 1980, smart guy. All they HAVE is history and yesteryear. Miami has won FIVE titles since the Dawgs most recent one – one being THIS decade.

    The Canes had one down year. It was a fluke, not a trend. You idiots have three five-loss seasons since 2002. Let’s not act like some perennial juggernaut, ‘Turds.

    Coker is gone. Shannon is here. We’ll be fine. Worry more about the Urban Myth trying to bring the spread offense to the SEC next year and all the talent you lost.

    Wait… you hear that? I think another Gator just got arrested.

    Scram.

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